This is News?
Posted By Lisa
Clay Aiken admits he is gay! First, who cares? Second, who possibly didn’t know?
Lindsay Lohan has been dating a woman, Samantha Ronson, for “a long time”. Again, not a revelation.
A new study shows that if you have a heart attack and you’re not in a hospital, you have a good chance of dying. Re-he-he-he-ally?
And another study says people who are resting munch fewer goodies than those who are working on a task. I don’t know about you, but I don’t tend to find chewing very relaxing, especially when I nap.
All of these items, ripped from today’s headlines, make me wonder what could be next. “People who drive the farthest burn the most gas!” “Getting up early makes day feel longer!” “Meg Ryan admits to face-altering plastic surgery!”
Sep 24th, 2008
