Fuzzy Wuzzy

Gentlemen, please, take a close look at yourself in the mirror. Closer. Much closer. There. Do you see any stray hairs emitting from your nasal passages? Kindly invest in a small cutting implement and get chopping!

For some reason I have been running into an unusually high number of male feather-duster noses lately. The guy at the car wash. The security dude. The guy who takes the recycling articles away. Do they not have mirrors? Do they not care? Do they think, well, it’s growing wildly so it must have a purpose – better leave it!

I was struck with the idea of sharing this personal grooming tip when I was looking for a hairbrush in the “dollar” aisle of my local grocery store. I just needed one in a hurry, don’t judge me! Anyway, hanging on the wall near the collection of cheap brushes was a “nose and ear hair trimmer” for a buck. One dollar. A loonie is all that stands between you and the relaxation of the gag reflexes of everyone around you! Well, that and a battery or two.

I cannot get into the head of someone who would let themselves go, to such an extent – nor would I want to. But please, if you find it’s growing past the nostril, just do a little trim of the nasal forestation once in a while. On behalf of everyone with fair to excellent eyesight, we thank you!