Archive for July, 2006
If I Ran The World
Lisa - Jul 11th, 2006
Any body hair shaved off at least 3 times would never grow back. Lottery winnings would max out at $5 million per person. Six winners would share in a $30 million jackpot instead of one getting the whole thing. A small, carefully selected segment of the driving population (including me) would be issued paint guns [...]
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Lisa - Jul 7th, 2006
It’s a hazard to one’s health to walk outside an office building these days. With so few places left where people are allowed to smoke, the clumps of co-workers huddling over cigarettes are growing like weeds. Smoke cloud-dodging takes so much skill, I hear it may become an Olympic sport. I’m not in favour of [...]
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