Keef Bangs His Coconut
Posted By Lisa
OK class, what have we learned today about safety from our special guest, Keith Richards? That you shouldn’t drink and climb a palm tree. You could fall out of it and bonk your rock and roll head or break one of your brittle old bones. Then your 62 year old ass will end up in a Fiji hospital where whiskey and weed are forbidden, so you’ll have to add withdrawal to the head bonk and the possible bone break which could interfere with your legendary guitar-playing status. The next time the Rolling Stones go on tour, you’ll have to be wheeled onto the stage on a dolly, a la Hannibal Lecter. Again class, don’t drink and climb. Surely when you’re a rich rock star you can afford to hire a designated climber.
Apr 30th, 2006
