Bing Bong, Dr. Boobie Calling

A 76 year old man in Florida went door to door claiming to be a Dr. offering free breast exams. Two thirty-something women took him up on it and were fondled and sexually assaulted. One older woman submitted to a genital exam but became suspicious when the “doctor” didn’t put on gloves. I have only one question:

How was this creep able to find three of the stupidest women in the world in such a small area of the planet, within such a short span of time? No woman I know – not women I work with, not my friends, not my family – would believe a guy who showed up at their door offering to palpate their boobs for free. You have to be a very special kind of stupid to go along with a line like that.

They caught the guy. He’s a total loser and a criminal and the justice system will deal with him. But if he hadn’t been lucky enough to find 3 of earth’s dumbest females, I think his lame and transparent attempt at sex assault would have gone limp.