Open Letter To Phil Collins
Posted By Lisa
Dear Phil Collins,
You’re an idiot! I guess I’m going to go all judgmental on you now that you’ve announced you’re splitting from your third wife, the young Swiss heiress you just had to leave your second wife for, and start immediately loading up with babies who will now grow up without a Dad in the house. Just like your other kids from your two previous marriages, you love-song singing hypocritical twit! You’re 55 years old. I don’t suppose you’ll ever learn how to make a commitment. Now go be a typical aging rock star and find a 20 year old supermodel with a shopping addiction, marry her, knock her up and then leave her when she stops making your heart go pitter-patter as she enters the room. Loser!
With fond memories of Sussudio,
Lisa
Mar 15th, 2006
